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Old 02-13-2008, 02:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old
Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to
pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the
Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to
the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes,
when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very
slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir,! I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN.
What is your name? "
"Morris Fishbien," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the
Western Wall and praying ?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews
and the ! Muslims ."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely
as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a f**kin' wall."
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i didn't know jews curse
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lol
here is the true story

natasha just came back from Israel and she told me the wildest thing ever... they were on the bus going through the Negev desert and she saw a cliff with the the humongous lettering saying "IVANOFFS ARE EVERYWERE"
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There is a custom in Israel that a Bride goes to pray at the western wall on her wedding day.

Why?

So she can get use to talking to walls!
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There is a custom in Israel that a Bride goes to pray at the western wall on her wedding day.

Why?

So she can get use to talking to walls!
so what Adam is say all jewish men are like talking to walls eyes: guess its true
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